Posted by Stuart Grimshaw | Posted in balls | Posted on 06-12-2009
“Here, Rodders, take a look at these footballs. I got 24 boxes of em off Micky down the market, top quality they are.”
“But Derrick, you don’t even like football”
“These Rodders are state of the art, they’ve got a grip and groove texture on the surface that gives unmatched flight characteristics, it’s the most stable and most accurate Adidas ball ever.”
“How do you know that Derrick?”
“It says so on the box Roddney you plonker.”
“Let me have a look at those. These are a bit heavy aren’t they?”
“That’s what gives them their extra stability Rodders, they’re proper cushty! These things are going to sell like hot cakes, they’re sold by Nelson Mandela!”
“Derrick, we live in Nelson Mandela Towers, that’s not the same thing.”
“This time next year Rodders, we’ll be millionaires! Luvley Jabulani!”
“Del, these are rugby balls.”
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Buy an Adidas Jabulani, or an Adidas Jabulani Replica (But not from the Trotters! )
Watch the Adidas Jabulani being made.
